February 2012
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K: I used to love mason jars before hipsters took them.
Me: You do also wear a lot of flannel.
K: They've stolen everything from me! I'm a hunter, not a hipster.
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Faster-than-light neutrino results were due to a... →
theweekmagazine:
And not just any mistake. A LOOSE CABLE.
“There was a good reason the measurements and reality weren’t lining up: a loose fiber optic cable was causing one of the atomic clocks used to time the neutrinos’ flight to produce spurious results.”
Walkward.
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hammerito:
AHHHHHHHH I JUST FOUND ALL 7 SEASONS OF THE WEST WING STREAMING YESSSSSSS WHADDUP
HERE
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I Saw You Walking
I saw you walking through Newark Penn Station in your shoes of white ash. At the corner of my nervous glance your dazed passage first forced me away, tracing the crescent berth you’d give a drunk, a lurcher, nuzzling all comers with ill will and his stench, but not this one, not today: one shirt arm’s sheared clean from the shoulder, the whole bare limb wet with muscle and shining dimly...
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Letter to a Dead Father, by Richard Shelton
away-abaddon:
Five years since you died and I am better than I was when you were living The years have not been wasted. I have heard the harsh voices of desert birds who cannot sing. Sometimes I touch the membrane between violence and desire and watch it vibrate. I learned that a man who travels in circles never arrives at exactly the same place.
If you could see me now side-stepping...
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procrastinatingftw preguntó: Do you guys have a...
slacktory:
Yes! Thank you for asking.
My (Henry) favorite gif at the moment is this one:
Nick’s is this one:
I know many of you enjoy a bit of Neil in your day and this gif is too perfect to pass up.
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GREENWOOD, IN—Sitting in a quiet downtown diner, local hospital administrator...
– Area Eccentric Reads Entire Book on The Onion (via millionsmillions)
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fuckyeahpregnantcornbread:
30 Rock: Season 4, Episode 13 - Anna Howard Shaw Day
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY NO ONE!
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LE DUH.
Me: Didn't Tom Wolfe teach your class last year?
CLYN: tobias wolf
Me: Ehh.
CLYN: porque who is tom wolfe
Me: OH MY GOD.
ONLY THE SECOND MOST AWESOME FOUNDER OF NEW JOURNALISM.
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Too much affection makes me squirmy.
Me: Mom brought me chocolate.
Dude: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Me: Like, why do I need a present from her on Valentine's Day! We're not dating! And there was a card! With a bunch of hearts!
Dude: Oh god, what a monster.
Me: Listen, just because you love your mom...
Dude: ...
Me: The best way of saying I love you is leaving me alone and then sending me interesting articles. Maybe a sandwich.
Ken Kesey’s brother is the co-owner/operator of my favorite yogurt, Nancy’s.
COOL STUFF BROS.
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The Teletubbies Wikipedia page is a GOLD MINE.
Although the programme is aimed at children between the ages of one and four, it had a substantial cult following with older generations, mainly university and college students. The mixture of bright colours, unusual designs, repetitive non-verbal dialogue, ritualistic format, and the occasional forays into physical comedy appealed to a demographic who perceived the programme as...
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Speaking of which, educated wives also get better sex, whatever their partner’s...
– Stephanie Coontz, killing it (via morninggloria)
Dude: I hate that kid. He argues just to argue!
Me: You do that too.
Dude: Just with you!
Me: ...
Dude: It's just because you have really strong opinions and it's fun to get you riled up.
Me: ...Thanks?
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Jenna: i bought an antler candle holder
Jenna: its amazing
me: AHAHAHAHA.
Jenna: oh yeah
me: YOU ARE LITERALLY LIVING IN AN URBAN OUTFITTERS CATALOGUE.
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[A]ll parties agree that Proposition 8 had one effect only. It stripped same sex...
– Judge Reinhardt, finding Proposition 8 to be unconstitutional.
Fist pumps at my desk, you guys. Read the whole opinion here.
(via fullcredit)
These words are really lovely.
(via carolinek)
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Danny: This is both good and profitable.
Cal: It is.
Danny: You know how that confuses me.
Cal: I do.
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Granola Clif Bars?
doublejack ha contestado a tu publicación: Hangover cure: Can of Diet Coke Blueberry Crisp…
Are you talking the regular blueberry Clif bars, which are really good, or the crunchy granola blueberry Clif bars, which are the BEST?
I don’t know what this is, but I’m into it in a big way.
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The HBO war miniseries kind.
Dude: I forgot to shave yesterday. I look dirty.
Dude 2: How very Band Brothery of you.
Me: Band of Brothers? Best TV show. Best.
Dude: You think Band of Brothers is the best TV show? What kind of girl are you?
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Hangover cure:
Can of Diet Coke
Blueberry Crisp Cliff Bar
3 episodes of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
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