January 2010
Predictably Irrational
You guys should read this book. As a slow-learner to the social language, it was fascinating.
But Bee, one thing in the book made me think of you and the other doctors/nurses/medical students, have you learned about the ‘internal mammary artery ligation’ for angiana pectoris? In the 1950s, many patients with chest pain were put through this painful and expensive procedure before a...
Also I just downloaded two 'Firefly' episodes.
So there’s that.
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I was supposed to go out tonight.
But then:
I had a panic attack
My hyperhidrosis started kicking in
The people who were supposed to pick me up canceled
I couldn’t assemble an outfit to go with the theme (Who does a theme for New Years anyways?! It’s New Years. There’s your theme.)
& I found some sourdough bread in the freezer.
So I’m kicking it with you guys tonight.
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December 2009
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“Michael: I thought Buster had everything under control. I thought you’ve...”
– I love Arrested Development.
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Wish Continued
Me: Why, what are you doing that's so important?
Helen: Have you ever seen the Christmas episode of Married With Children?
Me: No.
Helen: I'm watching it now and it is perfect--so funny eeee.
Me: What is it about?
Helen: It's a parody of It's A Wonderful Life. But I've never seen It's A Wonderful Life.
Christmas Wish
Me: I'm craving a Christmas showing of Mamma Mia.
Helen: Oh God no.
Me: Don't go wasting your emotions!
Helen: That is the most epic line ever.
Me: They really should not have let Meryl Streep sing. Stick to doubting and choosing Meryl, doubting and choosing.
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I hate you guys.
(via paulewogblog)
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
I grill my 'GRILLED CHEESE' on the BBQ every day.
The smoky flavor is delicious.
There is no difference between a 'Grilled Cheese'...
paulewogblog:
Save for the fact that the words ‘Cheese Toastie’ are about a million times sexier than ‘Grilled Cheese’.
But you are grilling the bread, not sticking it in a toaster! Your nomenclature confuses me.
Also, please look at the Urban Dictionary definition.
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Thank You
In the past couple of weeks I’ve been getting real-life mail from internet friends.
It’s so nice to get these things and the fact that you guys take the time to send them means so much to me. I’ll have to start doing it myself.
But I wanted to respond to some here.
Tony—I love the comicskines. I’ve been using the Flash one almost every day and have gotten so many...
DAVE...
worldwarmike:
X-MAS is how my father used to write “Xmas” on my present when I was a kid, living in a trailer park. So soooorry if that’s how I prefer to write it to honor my childhood.
The X in X-mas is from the Greekletter Chi, which is the first letter of Χριστός, Christ in Greek.
“If you took to me like a gull takes to wind…”
– One of my all time favorite song lines.
bibliotheque:
The Avett Brothers/I And Love And...
Too Cool for Explosions?
rypurt:
A lot of times a slick action star will ignore an explosion behind him and just walk all nonchalantly away and everyone goes “ohh man that guy is cool.”
But I think “That guy is really not paying attention!” I mean the house right behind him just exploded and he’s all laa da da da dum taxes, leftovers, did I pay the rent? I mean how oblivious do you have to be?
If an explosion doesn’t...
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Christmas Parties
Tonight I am going to a Christmas party. I am wearing heels, a dress, and jewelry. This better not suck.
But I think it will, because I have slim to no interest in conversing with the majority of these people. I just want to stay home and watch ‘Rome’ from Netflix. Maybe spend hours on Tumblr.
I would post a picture, but I am extremely uncomfortable and when I look at myself, I do...
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This morning someone brought me crepes. I became grumpy because there was no powdered sugar.
Someone needs to give me a good smack upside the head.
