January 2012
Book of Love—Nataly Dawn cover.
My sister...
December 2011
“Drunk people are kind of like sad, confused pilots on the ground: When they...”
– I love this quote.
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Best thing about Christmas?
I now have enough ‘purse chocolate’ to last me for probably a week.
Purse chocolate and purse books galore. I’m going to go places and no one will even know I’m there.
“Do you want some food?” “No, I’m good. I have purse chocolate.” “Do you want to ta-” “Actually, I’m right in the middle of Kate Beaton’s book. If...
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“There is some relationship between the hunger for truth and the search for the...”
– Christopher Hitchens
oh goddamit you beautiful bastard why are you making my cry again with your fucking words. fuck. fuck you for being so fucking brilliant. fuck you. fuck you for being so good as to make me want to try harder. god fucking dammit.
(via nedhepburn) I don’t think I could say it...
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Me: What do you want for Christmas?
Sister: [Blah blah blah] or seasons of survivor or friends
Me: Really? Survivor? You want to rewatch reality television?
Sister: It's my favorite show.
Me: ...
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'The League' Has Been Renewed for a 4th Season on...
popculturebrain:
SHIVA KOMINI SOVA KONDA KRAM!!!!
“I can write the saddest poem of all tonight. I loved her, and sometimes she...”
– Pablo Neruda, Chile (via jackiegasc)
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“Imagine, if you will, a man who, as Speaker of the House, orchestrates the...”
– Hendrik Hertzberg, The New Yorker. (via langer)
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“LET us go then, you and I,
When the evening is spread out against the sky...”
– The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, T.S. Eliot.
My dad always quotes this to me, in casual daily use. “Let us go then, you and I,” to the grocery store, or to the park, or to a museum. It gets me every time. I’m crying right now, reading the whole thing. I forgot the end, I...
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“I’m just like really mean right now and I don’t want to make people...”
– CLYN & I are SIMPATICA.
Sammy: Women band together like hyenas!
Women control FB
Me: ...
Men control the patriarchal society we live in.
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Dinner Conversations.
CLYN: What does that guy's shirt say?
Me: "Study breaks with... Ross?"
CLYN: Why Ross?
Me: Who's Ross?
CLYN: Is it a person?
Me: A place? Ross the department store? Take a break and go shop at Ross?
Dude: You need to stop talking. Just. Stop.
Me: Remember that asshole thing we were talking about earlier? [Him being an ass.] Yeah, that's happening again.
CLYN's boyfriend: That sounds very sexual. "That asshole thing."
Me and CLYN: *hysterical laughter*
“There’s nothing wrong with being happy. There’s nothing wrong with enjoying...”
– Todd VanDerWerff (via cleversimon)
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Dinner Conversations.
Me: [CLYN's boyfriend] is lending me his car.
Dude: What do you need it for?
Me: I need to go to the craft store.
CLYN: WHY.
Me: I'm out of embroidery hoops.
Dude: *laughing* You are eighty years old.
CLYN: You're like my grandmother.
Me: I did bake you scones the other day.
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jimhalpert:
#GO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST #I HATE...
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Me: Ooh, I like this. I'll take twenty.
People: Don't you want some variety? Maybe this would be ni-
Me: TWENTY.
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