Welcome to the Gumbo Shop
I'm Quinn. I drink sparkling water by the pint, hiccup sporadically, use Oxford commas, & pull random facts out of nowhere.
I also 'write' here.
Lo bueno, si breve, dos veces bueno.
E pur, si muove.
"'Heinous bitch' is the term used most often."
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Too much affection makes me squirmy.
- Me: Mom brought me chocolate.
- Dude: You say that like it's a bad thing.
- Me: Like, why do I need a present from her on Valentine's Day! We're not dating! And there was a card! With a bunch of hearts!
- Dude: Oh god, what a monster.
- Me: Listen, just because you love your mom...
- Dude: ...
- Me: The best way of saying I love you is leaving me alone and then sending me interesting articles. Maybe a sandwich.
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metaphorsbewithyou reblogged this from ampahsand and added:
A thousand times yes. But replace “chocolate” with “hugs” and we’ll have...mean, I only...
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