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BEHOLD: THE MAGIC OF S’AMOARS!

My husband, the world’s greatest brain and also having of a nice butt, invented S’amoars this weekend and I had to share the magic.

Step 1: Obtain Samoas by any means necessary. But don’t knock down a Girl Scout. That’s not nice, and bad feelings turn the Samoas. True story.

Step 2: Get some big, fat marshmallows.

Step 3: Get a big stick with a pointy end.

Step 4: Oh, yeah, roast the shit outta that marshmallow! Play safe with fire, kids.

Step 5: Lay out two Samoas, bottoms up.

Step 6: Say a prayer to Cookie Monster to bestow blessings upon ye.

Step 7: Squish the marshmallow between the Samoas.

Step 8: WAIT.

Step 9: Wait for it….

Step 10: Yes, you can wait. You must let the marshmallow melt the chocolate on the Samoas. This is not a step to skip, Hurry McGhee.

Step 11: MOUTH ORGASM. OMG IT’S SO F*&^ING GOOD!

Step 12: Repeat steps 4-11 until you pass out into a sugar coma, probably after two more.

I like you a lot.

Reblogged 3 months ago from missworded

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  /hyperventilates /chokes on spit WANT WANT WANT
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  My Favorite Cookies ^,^
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  I CAN’T WAIT TO GET MY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES, GUYS.
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  OMG I NEED TO HUNT A GIRL SCOUT DOWN AND GET MYSELF SOME! I HAVE BEEN CRAVING THESE FUCKERS!
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  SENTIMENTS WITH THE ABOVE POST ARE SHARED. OH GOD
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  Okay guess I need a third box of Samoas. I’m not happy about knowing a girl scout this year.
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